cursor by thetremblingofmyhand The Perfection Of A Human Thought.
The Perfection Of A Human Thought.

roseclassylalonde:

when you’re in the middle of a nsfw rp and your partner says ‘brb have to wash my hands’

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Alphones Elric - I'm trying to save your life, asshole!
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I intensely adore your blog you are always on my dash with great posts and you are absolutely stunning like you look beautiful in your icon pic
Anonymous

Oh my goodness thank you so so much! That is so kind!

I always forget how to check tumblr crushes but Hey Fuckface
Anonymous

Awe, thank darlin’! 

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

youwillalwaysbemyeverythinglove:

allfleshnobones:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

Pls pls pls

Lmao


Gorgeous alt people
barkisawrusawr:

mozarelli:

peep peep

CHICKIES

barkisawrusawr:

mozarelli:

peep peep

CHICKIES

Reblog if you want a cute message right now, no matter if it’s anon or not.

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

suzibishop:

I like days where my bra matches my socks.

princeshroom:

kanami-yuuta:

grellsutcliff:

saltykun:

hatos:

confirmed

confirmed

confirmed

I’m sorry but… what is confirmed?

confirmed

princeshroom:

kanami-yuuta:

grellsutcliff:

saltykun:

hatos:

confirmed

confirmed

confirmed

I’m sorry but… what is confirmed?

confirmed

yer-a-horcrux-harry:
ollivander:

roachpatrol:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

i need a friend to have a cool handshake dance with immediately

this syncs perfectly with timber by Kesha I needed to make it known

ollivander:

roachpatrol:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

i need a friend to have a cool handshake dance with immediately

this syncs perfectly with timber by Kesha I needed to make it known

highviscosity:

Here they all are as a photoset!
I am happy to finally have them all finished c: