cursor by thetremblingofmyhand The Perfection Of A Human Thought.
The Perfection Of A Human Thought.

djsckatzen:

ansgar-amergin:

mesovideo:

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

What in the actual fuck

at what point in your life must you be to be a stock image model

gentlemanbones:

sadisticpalmtree:

DEM ARMSTRONG GURLS………

10/10 FAMILY

gentlemanbones:

sadisticpalmtree:

DEM ARMSTRONG GURLS………

10/10 FAMILY

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

leading-blind-bats:

thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.

leading-blind-bats:

thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.

jadeharheyho:

tried out a new style feat. kanaya

jadeharheyho:

tried out a new style feat. kanaya

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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Green
Anonymous

Hm, alright I will do my best. 

Eight Facts About My Body.

1- I am 5’9

2- I weigh 128 pounds. (Gross, I am aware.)

3- My second toe is longer than my big toe.

4- My rips flare out a lot due to a medical condition.

5- I have a birthmark shaped kinda like a leaf on the side of my boob.

6-  My fingers are long and knobbly.

7-I bite my nails. A lot.

8-My body is not something I am fond of.

There. Eight facts you probably didn’t want to know. Sorry. 

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

frankierofightingsociety:

maxg00f:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i see a sweater that fits this description

imagedont get sassy with me buster

is that a thneed

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero